Break Time

Us "effin meter maids" take breaks like normal people. We eat and sleep like normal people. We don't all practice Mayan blood sacrifices, pray to pagan gods and or worship the devil. As we are traveling through the neighborhoods inciting fear and hate, we stop for a break or two. On one such warm almost spring day, I found a Lemonade Stand. A perfect spot and a wonderful host.

Cash only.

Mother And Son, Colfax.

During my daily travels, enforcement area's, I get to meet and or see some very nice people. As I was heading back to the office after a day of plundering the citizen's of my fair city, I saw these two very nice people. I asked them to smile. The son said, "I would if I had any teeth." I laughed aloud and took the picture.

Street Sweeping And Yoda

In my fair city, Street Sweeping is a necessary evil. It needs to be done and tickets are plentiful. On certain days of the week, beginning in April, us "effin meter maids" write tickets where cars are parked on the sweeping routes. It runs April through November every year. The signs are permanent so you know in advance, if you read, can read, willing to read, watch the news, listen to the local radio stations.
On some of the routes the citizens will warn others not to park on the designated side of the street to be swept. And sometimes citizens who are practicing "The Force" enlist Master Jedi's to help.

Jedi mind tricks have no effect on me.