If the van is a rockin'...

I was enforcing my assigned beat one day...

I had come across a van that had an expired license plate, and so I started to write a ticket on this van. This van was parked on a not so busy street next to a park. It was about 11 am. Now keep in mind I am in my enforcement vehicle. As I pulled up along the side of this "soccer mom" van I noticed it had tinted windows. So I do what I always do and try to look through the windows to see if there is a driver just sitting in the driver seat. There was nobody in the front seat but someone was in the "driver's seat." As I was placing the ticket on the door I looked up to see a woman trying to: Place her right foot/leg over the arm rest, as she was ducking to not hit her head while trying to pull up her pants. Talented and probably a once a week yoga class enthusiast. Now I was somewhat distracted because I noticed movement to my right, through the tinted side window. I can vaguely see an outline of a man trying to also get dressed.

I being a professional, drove away.